Need Market Advice, Ask A Chimp
The University of Cambridge in the UK confirms that chimpanzees are smarter than we think. Researchers there offered three apes the London Daily News.
Then on a chalk board offered them investment choices. The same choices were presented to professional investment brokers.
If they had real money to invest, after six months, the chimps would have earned millions. Those mere humans would have lost around twenty thousand pounds.
Oh – and April Fool!! (sorry)